@DothTheDoth: Practice self-care like werewolves: carry deeply emotional secrets everywhere you go & once a month eat the hearts of all who have wronged you.
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@ramblinma: *stops abruptly at red light* *instinctively reaches out arm to protect food in passenger seat*
@ThatAdamKid: Wife: Did u load the dishw- Me: [slowly turning into a dog] Wife: you can't just animorph your way out of every argu--aww who's a good boy?!
@PleaseBeGneiss: [god creating worms] WORM: Alright I’m a snake! GOD: Well, no you— WORM: I’m a snake hissss. Am I venomous? GOD: *patting worm’s head* Sure buddy