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@Roxtalled: Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars.
@blopt: The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6.
@SufficientCharm: Him: Are you perioding?
Me: Are you deathwishing?
@molly7anne: almost feel bad for the wealthy folks that gotta buy things like cobwebs and rats and bats and haunted skeletons of their landlord to decorate their house for Halloween I got all that for free
@fro_vo: Me: *deals cards* okay boys what’ll it be
Quarterback: i pass
Roofer: i raise
Telemarketer: i call
Optometrist: i see
Origami Artist: i fold