This guy told me he spoke Swedish and then spoke Swedish and tbh I have no way of knowing if he was lying.
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I hope the mysterious food thief at the office enjoys the dog food marinara and Jello with my toenail clippings I made for him/her.
Wtf has just happened😳
We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask “am I sexuaaaal?” and don’t get a “yeeeeeeah!” in response, you need a new crew.
There’s no gangsta way to get out of a hammock.
I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language.
Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it.
Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities.
My sex life has improved so much I’m thinking of asking someone else to join me…