I guess if Porky Pig wants to flash someone, he just takes off his bowtie?
Preacher: tell me your favourite verses son
Me: I dunno probably street fighter
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My 2-year old son wears a “Jurassic Park” t-shirt like he’s some big fan but I know for a fact he’s never seen it.
Don’t be a poser bro
Me: *puts on hand sanitizer*
0.0002% of germs: Noooooo!
I love being single and independent but my wife says I’m not allowed
GF’s friend didn’t keep my Valentine’s gift a secret. So I had to embroider a towel for her too. Because, well, snitches get stitches.
*boss at staff meeting*
Hey, do you have anything positive to add to this meeting?
Yeah, I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
I asked my dad if he could hang a mirror in the bathroom for me but I guess I should have been more specific because he ended up putting it right over the toilet instead. Oh well, my son loves watching himself pee now.
A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends
Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)