Oh you “like women?” Cool, name three of their early works.
How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything?
Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*
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Girl brain: What did he mean? Is he in love with me? I need to analyze this for hours with my gfs
Guy brain: I’d do her”;}s:7:”retweet”;i:0;}
taylor swift: oh my god look at that face you look like my next mistake
me [with mouth full of like way too many Doritos]: what
D: *sighs* Did you stick an orange up your rectum
*orange falls out onto floor*
M: *mumbles* yes
My son learned to play baby shark on his trumpet and my other son learned to play baby shark on his clarinet please respect my privacy during this difficult time
Cop: And how would you describe the assailant?
Me: I guess I’d start with hair, eye, and skin color. Probably height and weight next…
I’m disappointed that the book “Who Moved My Cheese” was not a mad-cap cheese caper.
Did not finish.
*holding a rattlesnake in each hand*
These are the angriest maracas I’ve ever played
FOR SALE: Circular metal shield with metal handle… possibly Roman??..(chanced across it on top of my dustbin) £8.00