@CornOnTheGoblin: [presses every button in elevator] here's how Michael Bay ruined the ninja turtles
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@ArfMeasures: *watches Planet Of The Apes* Ugh it's so unrealistic that dumb creatures would rule the planet *watches the news* Oh
@LlamaInaTux: Call me old fashioned but I believe marriage should be between one person who wants to watch tv and another person who wants to watch something different on tv
@StephenBCramer: Yahoo news reports that Johnny Manziel was forced to sit in the middle seat of an airliner. I guess they should have let him fly the plane.
@heykarlin: Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say "yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."