@BoozeWallet: [pretending to talk on phone while mugger approaches] yeah, so then they told me that my Karate is just too deadly for the Olympics
![[pretending to talk on phone while mugger approaches] yeah, so then they told me that my Karate is just too deadly for the Olympics](/cache/108654.jpg)
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