Desks that can easily support a few hundred lbs must have some naughty stories to tell the other desks at break time.
Pretty messed up that every year I swallow 8 spiders.
And none of them ever call me again.
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If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?
Me: Alexa, watch our kids.
Wife: wait, really?
Me: shhh, lets leave before she changes her mind!
Rocket Man vs. Rockhead Man. An epic battle of two Superzeros.
If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something
I’m just a girl, standing in front of half a pizza thinking it’s been long enough since I ate the 1st half to consider this a different meal
Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could.
I was just doing a show, and I thanked the audience for coming out during the Game Of Thrones premiere, and one guy went: “Oh no! Oh shit!”