If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally
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Me:Everything you know about me is a lie.Coworker:So you didnt dance naked in the fountain at the mall?Me: Everything other than that.
When I saw “likes music” on her dating profile, I almost fell out of my chair. Because I also like music. Holy shit she likes good food too!
“Is this your resume?”
“It just says you used to leave shit at your friends’ doors, ring the bell & run away?”
“Welcome to UPS!”
MOM ITS NOT A DOLLHOUSE IM PRETENDING TO BE A GIANTE THATS TERRORIZING A FAMILY GOSH *waits for mom to leave* and im makig them have tea
I dunno if anyone else follows Play-Doh on Facebook but you should cause they’re doing some serious damage control
Give me a few strong men, and I’ll build a nation. Give me a few hot women, and I’ll conquer the world.