Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.

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This idiot from Apple reckons that the “Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down” warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies


The reason the Japanese kill so many whales is because they remind them of Americans


If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son.


MOM: are you seriously planting cameras around the house just so you can do that Jim Halpert thing when ur annoyed?
ME: [looks at camera]


“Did my dad make it, doctor?”

Billy, your dad’s in a better place now.

[crying] “HE’S DEAD?”

Haha no, he went to Disney World.