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@Gasuza_Tiziano: Previously On Persistence 😎
@MsCarlissima: My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, "Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."
@daemonic3: Top causes of divorce:
3. Unmet expectations
4. Growing apart
5. Tandem bikes
@better_off_dad: Me: 'I miss you.'
The Point: 'No shit.'
@kathybotteas: Relationship status:
@Mom_Overboard: What happens when Christopher's car breaks down?