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@Gasuza_Tiziano: Previously On Persistence 😎
@RobDenBleyker: If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic.
@Swishergirl24: I'm white, but not like "has a golden retriever named Chance" white.
@ruthakers: I hate when my kids say "But mom; it was an accident!"
So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you.
@_Shizzle: Had to have "the talk" with my 5yr old. He asked me where sandwiches come from.
@hippieswordfish: ME: any advice
DAD: its ok to embellish a little
[later at job interview]
INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself
M: i wrote harry potter