@good_one_rick: Prince Charming fell madly in love with Cinderella after only one dance, yet I’ve performed a majestic rendition of The Humpty Dance at multiple weddings and haven’t gotten even one date out of it.
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@goldman: So out of it today. Was squeezing honey in my tea and thought, "Can't believe this stuff comes from bears."
@jctwritesstuff: I don't discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff.
@capnwatsisname: Her: so, are you seeing anyone? Me: nope, it’s just the voices.
@agnessaintcalf: Wile Coyote was the original online shopper and helped advance modern logistics and distribution.
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