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@TheToddWilliams: [principal's office]

"Your child's previous school indicates you're a bit of a helicopter parent."

Velociraptor: That's got to be a typo.

[principal’s office] “Your child’s previous school indicates you’re a bit of a helicopter parent.” Velociraptor: That’s got to be a typo.
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