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@gojarbe: [prison riot]
me: here comes the tickle monster!!
[gets stabbed 100 times]
@abi4205: *during an argument
**command Z, command Z
Well damn, that didn't work
@Swishergirl24: If by "unload the dishwasher" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher.
@dafloydsta: [knocks on your door 10 years later]
Were you flirting with me?
@BigHeb7: Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself.