@copymama: Welcome to parenthood: where the laundry basket is always full and the threats are always empty.

@idiot: #rudolph > .nose { background: red; border-radius: 50%; @include shiny; }

@DeadLioness: I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales.

@Phook75: Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back and tell them it was their loss because I'm really fun to talk to.

@Trustedshoe: [commercial for soap] NARRATOR: soap. it fights dirty.