The grammar police are there to ensure proper sentencing.
Pro: Learning another language increases your ability to communicate with more people.
Con: Learning another language increases your ability to communicate with more people.
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So who can teach me how to pick a lock?
*jumps on a haystack
*lands on a needle
Doctor: where does it hurt?
Me: [shows him an empty bag of Cheetos]
yup im doing this
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Carrots are like $1/pound
Ya boi is getting a horse.