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@CaptPinkbeard: Professor X: what's your superpower?

Me: I'm half horse, half Isaac Newton

Professor X: oh... ok. listen, we don't have any openings right now bu-

Me: they call me The Centaur of Gravity

Professor X: welcome aboard

Professor X: what’s your superpower? 

Me: I’m half horse, half Isaac Newton

Professor X: oh… ok. listen, we don’t have any openings right now bu-

Me: they call me The Centaur of Gravity

Professor X: welcome aboard

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