@TheSofiya

Prom tip: DON’T HAVE A BABY

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@ratmobbs

i hate this pandemic if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would have gotten married

@StellaRtwot

Thanks a lot bathroom doors with the gender written in weird symbols. I just want to pee, not solve a sudoku puzzle.

@SteveKoehler22

Costco ….

Because you never know when your
aquarium could explode ….

and you really need those 96 rolls
of paper towels.

@AnniemuMary

You have no idea how many windows you have until someone is working on your gutters.

@iamspacegirl

God: *making Eve from Adam’s rib*
Adam: That’s a weird way to make people
God: Lol wait till you see how she does it

@Thedudish

If the police ask, I was in my house from 2009 to 2013.