“I am out of the office. If you need immediate help please contact customer service.”
“Dude this isn’t email I’m standing in front of you.”
Pronouncing words correctly is not my fort.
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🤣😭 I done ate 22 times and took 13 naps and it’s still today
[Christopher Nolan on the set of Batman Begins]
Great Batman voice, Christian! Terrific stuff!
[aside] maybe Batman shouldn’t talk
How is cow tipping even a thing? If I was a cow, and someone came to tip me, I would just moooooooove.
*cop approaches me*
“have u seen this girl?”
*holds up photo*
“yeah I’ve seen her, NAKED”
“haha but seriously shes in my trunk”
*pulling on rod* whoa nelly that’s a big ice
Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas
“Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick.”
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Someone suggested that I try Acupuncture. I don’t think adding more pricks will make a difference.