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@Browtweaten: Prosecutor: I object

Me: No, you a person

Judge: On what grounds?

Me: The courthouse grounds

Judge: I'm ordering you-

Me: Hi Ordering You, I'm Dad

Judge: Bailiff, take him out

Me: That's flattering but I'm married lol

Prosecutor: I object 

Me: No, you a person

Judge: On what grounds?

Me: The courthouse grounds

Judge: I’m ordering you- 

Me: Hi Ordering You, I’m Dad 

Judge: Bailiff, take him out

Me: That’s flattering but I’m married lol

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