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@Rollmaninoz: *pterodactyl wakes his wife up pissing at 3am*
WIFE: I thought your pee was supposed to be silent!!!

*pterodactyl wakes his wife up pissing at 3am* 
WIFE: I thought your pee was supposed to be silent!!!

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