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@nicfit75: Pugs. Because you can't own E.T.
@jonnysun: if i pay $15 for a bottle of water at a concert or a sporting event, i better drown
@sirensaysnope: Him: Tell me one of your fantasies
Me: I want to lie in a field of French fries naked
@TheAlexP: Little known fact:
Henry Ford called it an automobile because "Horse with no Name" sounded stupid.
@2browneyedboys: I just got a headache from bending down but yeah, age is just a number.
@CornOnTheGoblin: cause baby now we've got
you know we soaking in
so take a loofah for
cause baby now we baaathtubs [hey!]