purely hypothetical question, just for fun: what should somebody do if they have to dispose of many human bones?

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Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they’re willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives…


If i was going to rob someone I’d wear a fanny pack, jorts, and crocs. Nobody would believe them.


9yo: What can I have for lunch?
Me: What do you want?
9yo: What are my options?
Me: You literally eat 5 things.


god: give humans eyelashes

angel: what are those?

god: they stop things from getting in their eyes

angel: what gets in their eyes?

satan: eyelashes lmao


I’ve never been in love… But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.


Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join Tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with