@TheBoydP: Purse Rules:
1. My wife agreed not to buy designer purses
2. I agreed it’s not a designer purse if I don’t know how much it costs
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@SarcasticAlly12: I keep a tiny vial of gluten in my pocket in case I ever need to smash it on the ground to make a getaway from a large group of hipsters
@TheTweetOfGod: "Creation science" has the same intellectual heft as "dragon anatomy".
@NickBossRoss: Johnny Depp always looks like he is just as confused by his "accent"
@ShortSleeveSuit: [2045] The national language is Yeet. Your daughter’s fiancé is a YouTuber whose legal name is Landon FTW.
@FeverFlave: You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners.
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