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@TheBoydP: Purse Rules:

1. My wife agreed not to buy designer purses

2. I agreed it’s not a designer purse if I don’t know how much it costs

Purse Rules: 1. My wife agreed not to buy designer purses 2. I agreed it’s not a designer purse if I don’t know how much it costs
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