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@CornOnTheGoblin: [puts on a song to set the mood]
date: ...is this the monster mash?
@Thunder_Fart: Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?
@thatUPSdude: My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep
"I know" was probably not the right answer
@thenatewolf: Me: [crouching next to my friend] man, some of these guys take paintball so seriously
Log We Are Hiding Behind: freeze
@Kim_pulsive: There is no way to differentiate between the screams you hear from mass murder, passengers on a plane going down and 5 Tweens seeing a bug
@mactx85: I really love sarcasm.
It's like punching people in the face but with words.