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@mydmac: *puts salt and pepper in shopping cart, pushes real good
-Deer crossing the road
Me: Come home soon baby, I'm dressed like Leia..
Him: So turned on, I am..
Me: If you show up dressed like Yoda it's not happening
@GalleriadiGiani: Counting Crows #GoodBandNameBadFirstDate
@Brewsker: RT if you are my car keys and I can't find you
@MeatyPunk: "FOR [sound of robot-computer meltdown/Buckethead noise] PRESS 1
FOR [feint but audible screams of someone being chased in woods] PRESS 2"