Putting the word “rage” in everything you say you’re doing makes you sound more productive
I’m rage cleaning the house
I’m rage working this project
I’m rage homeschooling the kids
I’m rage drinking tequila
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I would totally get into a stranger’s windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour.
Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks
A 5-year-old just asked me if I’d ever heard of algae. You bet I have you little weirdo!
I need some sun on this skin. I’m starting to look whiter than a Fleetwood Mac concert.
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