Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django

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At that point, it’s irrelephant


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An old Nigerian man just played a siren sound on his phone in the line at the airport to announce someone stole his sandals, I can’t breathe


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my interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn’t there