@birbigs: Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django
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@dafloydsta: ME: I'm dead inside. THERAPIST: How does that make you feel? ME: Dead inside. Jesus, is this your first fuckin day?
@WonderMonkey78: Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before e except after c" rule of spelling.
@jwoodham: The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world.