*judge bangs gavel on desk*
*judge cooks gavel breakfast in the morning*
*judge tell gavel he loves her*
*judge marries gavel*
Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it?
Asking for a friend
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I pick fights for no reason
“Can you explain?”
*leans in way too close* Are we gonna have a problem?
Me: what do you want for dinner?
Me: you want cheese on that nothing?
3yo: yes please.
Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you’re now working at Subway. You’re a submarine.
1.) Win the lottery
2.) Fill a swimming pool with Diet Coke
3.) Hire people to throw Mentos in there the whole time I swam
In lieu of kissing a stranger at midnight on new year’s eve, throat punch them instead. let’s send a clear message to 2018 we’re done taking this shit
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