@PaperWash: *quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*
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@: No one has a dog's back like another dog. If a dog hears barking it will trust the other dog and join it bark first ask questions later....
@jamiesont: Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.