@joejwest

RAFIKI: [lifts Simba over head on Pride Rock]
SIMBA: Put me down I am 32 years old

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Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) played a major role in the scientific revolution even though he was such a poor boy and nobody loved him.

@BonaFideIntent

I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!

@FullMetalMommy

Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement.

@peteholmes

i bet all the girls say “i bet you say that to all the girls” to all the guys.

@just1fool

Someday I’m gonna open a pawn shop and blow everyone’s mind when I only sell rooks, bishops and knights.

@undonestar

Sorry you got offended that I pre-sold tickets to your funeral.

@TheresaDejaVue

I put my baby picture as my what’s app picture and my mum called me to ask who that was ¿

@psychogoddess

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved??

Dude,I already did my time.