My parents were tough and raised us right. If we needed to pay bribes for me to go to an Ivy League college, they definitely would have made me work, save, and pay the bribes myself.
Ran into an old friend who said that they thought I was dead. It was nice catching up.
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Me: people died on the Titanic but the lobsters were set free.
I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
I gave a man a fish. I taught a man to fish.
Fish aren’t all that happy with me right now.
I put cucumbers, lemons, lime, and mint leaves in my water today thinking I was fancy…my one student gonna yell out and say “Ms. Luck got a salad in her water”
*students erupt in laughter*
Me, on phone: Hi, I’d like to cancel my account.
Cust Serv Rep: Oh I’m sorry, you’re not an authorized user.
Me: Oh ok, let me go grab my husband
Also me: Hi, this is Nicholas
Him: sex tonight?
Me: Work put me in a bad mood
Me: I have a headache tomorrow
friend: i just had an edible
me: you can just say food
Kudos to NPH for keeping it brief. #Oscars
Turns out if you speak with an English accent during an interview it’s expected that you’ll continue to speak w/accent after you’re hired