the four elements are:
Real sentence from a press release in my inbox: “Donald Trump lives, works, eats and employs people of all races and religions.”
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Apparently, when you supply HR with a urine sample, it has to be because they requested it.
*cuts up plastic rings so no hypothetical animal will choke on them*
*will not hold the elevator for a single person, ever*
Robocop’s guns malfunction.
Robocop gets sued for manslaughter.
Robocop loses his home.
You can even hide a dead body in Terms & Conditions, No one will ever know.
OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance?
Its been 16hrs.. I didn’t wanna make a fuss.
Sorry but why wasn’t Jesus suspicious when he got invited to the “Last Supper”
kicked out of church. I yelled “YEAH WE “HAVE A MARIA”, SHE’S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD”. mustve gotten too close 2 the truth
A woman just left the liquor store without buying anything.
I can only assume she was dropped on her head as a baby.
Sorry I look depressed. It’s just that when I heard the sound of your high heels on the hardwood floor, I thought a pony was in the house.