Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I’m driving, it’s an Asian person.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving…
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HER: I love babies.
ME *to waiter*: She’ll have the veal.
Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the shit out of each other for a $10 crockpot.
I wish I had remembered this was a rectal thermometer before I’d put it in my mouth for 3 minutes.
This is probably the worst spam ad I’ve ever gotten
If anyone needs some trash burned, I have an oil drum and an unsettling expression that might be a smile.
Batman: I told you, if it’s mine you have to say bat before it.. Like bat-mobile, bat-arang..
Doctor: Fine, you have bat-herpes