@simoncholland: Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?
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@hell_doe: what's my dream career? the guy who bakes chickens and hides them in the walls in castlevania. next question
@FunnyCauseImFat: My wife fell asleep during American Idol, so I got up like a fat ninja and turned hockey on. Then, I whispered to myself "I run this house"
@envydatropic: They say diffusing essential oils can help relieve stress.........THEY DON'T TELL YOU THAT YOU GET STRESSED OUT FIGURING OUT WHAT ONES!
@AlexvanBeek: [10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter..