@WheelTod: Remember kids -- it may be illegal to text and drive; but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50mph.
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@PaperFury: REASONS TO BRING BACK DRAGONS • can cook your toast • would be a warm and wholesome nap partner • riding one + your cloak fluttering behind you is epic • they can scream companionably with you • if you're losing an argument, your dragon can just eat the person
@OhNoSheTwitnt: While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyoncé was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore.
@ClichedOut: With everyone here having multiple personalities, you'd think we'd collectively get more done.