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@DistractedMomma: Remember, you are faster and trickier than they are.

- Me, to myself, when I'm fighting a kid at the playground for the last swing.

Remember, you are faster and trickier than they are.

– Me, to myself, when I’m fighting a kid at the playground for the last swing.

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