@WilliamAder: Remembered there were pudding cups in the fridge, so I walked faster than usual to the kitchen and now I know what a "runner's high" is.
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@JustEnduring: WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids.
@xLiserx: People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?
@sumpeoplelikeit: If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at.