@bwebster76: Removing the pots and pans quietly in the morning is the adult version of Operation.
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@_Bluntsage: Satan: Have you decided to sell your soul? Me: Not exactly. S:Then why summon me if you're not selling? M: I would like to sell footmats that reads 'welcome to hell'. S:pfft!, I already got that. M:OK, but are they Lego footmats? S:Woah! Do you collect cash or credit?
@Darlainky: A guy came up to me and said he loved my car selfies. Well, it was a cop and his actual words were "This ticket is for distracted driving."