@fro_vo: Reporter: *ports again*
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@boomdingwinning: Remember, it doesn't have to be the "perfect" muder, just an unsolvable one. ~me as a motivational speaker
@pinupteacher: Hey baby, lemme see what's under that shell. Ugh, as if. *Lady turtle starts walking away.* [3 hours later] I still see you there baby.
@OverlyManlyMann: Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak.
@Mike__Lee: I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery.