If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her.
REPORTER: you say you spotted the missing hikers somewhere in these woods
CLEARLY A BEAR IN A FLANNEL & AVIATORS: [right on mic] briefly yes
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Excerpt of my Google searches today:
7:07am Did the curve flatten yet
7:54am Did the curve flatten yet
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9:48am Cheddar Bay biscuits delivery
9:49am Did the curve flatten yet
Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack:
Giving birth ;|
I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won’t let me use their microwave.
Great Halloween costume idea for couples: Go in a tandem Titanic costume, then get into a big fight halfway thru the night and break up
How to Talk To A Woman Who Is Hiding Behind That Plant. Now She’s In The Alley. Wow, She’s A Fast Runner. How To Talk To The Police.
[buying shoes for our kids]
her: which do you like better
me: idk probably our daughter
[Friend] Kyle, u have to stop referring to your Ballet Club as a “gang”
[Me & my gang all do 2 pirouettes and stop in unison] “Not a chance”
Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.
“I literally died.” – white girls in heaven.