@MJMcKean: Restaurant chain commercials should run the disclaimer "Actual food might not tumble and splash in slow motion".
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@sip_at_home_mom: Pediatrician: I'd like to discuss your son's limited interest in, or ability to, interact with others. Me: Absolutely. Email me?
@_elvishpresley_: Bat 1: do you think God made us blind so that we may see the world for what it truly is? Bat 2: (startled) who said that
@PopSlapFunk: So we no longer say "please" and "thanks" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars.