@stevevsninjas: *returning snake to the pet store* my hamsters won't come out of this tunnel
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@SophieOverett: I'm waiting to board my flight at the airport and I just saw a woman finish her book, stand up and angrily throw it in the bin.
@AngelaEhh: I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said 'do not eat'. That was close.
@KatieKatCubs: My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy.