@ThisOneSayz: Ribbon gymnastics class only it's me trying to detangle the cord on my headphones.
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@sexypitabread: "I don't want no scrubs" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes
@ashmensch: This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before.
@Carbosly: The elevators aren't working and I work on the 10th floor. I just may become the first person ever to call in sick from the security desk.