After how many years should you clean your microwave?
Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay.
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Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You.
Frenchmen, still hiding inside The Statue of Liberty: soon.
me: *gritting my teeth* they will pay for this. you’ll see. they will ALL pay for this
waitress: okaaay… so separate checks then?
octopus: [gun in each hand]
feral hog: you’re 22-42 short buddy
more like Clifford the Big Red Reason we are Homeless
[walks up to guys playing basketball]
“mind if I join?”
you any good?
Hell yeah I’m good. Toss me the orange sphere
So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?
[password must be longer]
Just heard local reports of a stalker, which is funny because I watch everyone through their windows and none of them look suspicious