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@Shen_the_Bird: robber: alright this is a robbery
dad: no this is a bank
robber: damnit dad not now
@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who demanded to use a fork to eat his soup and can’t eat his soup
@brendohare: Bart Simpson is bad for this country of America
@FrankConniff: I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch.
@SatansTongue: *slips a 20*
How about a private dance
"Okay let's go"
*heads to private room*
Oh hell yeah
*we both do the cha cha slide*
@ClichedOut: my gf left me cuz i'm insecure
never mind she's back she went pee