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@Chumpstring: [robber pulls gun]

ME: take my money but please don't hurt me i'm an only child

MY DAD: [yelling from the car] he's lying he has a brother

[robber pulls gun]

ME: take my money but please don’t hurt me i’m an only child

MY DAD: [yelling from the car] he’s lying he has a brother

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