@duplicitron: *robs craft store with hot glue gun*
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@Chumpstring: [cop car jeopardy] Me: confiscated items for $200 Alex: this green p- Me: what is marijuana? Alex: yes Cop: be quiet back there Me & Alex: k
@Darlainky: At Jurassic Park when they say to keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, they mean it.
@GoldenSpirals: Kid: Mommy, can we get a pineapple? Mom: No, sweetie. I don't know how to cut them. Kid: I know Mommy! You use a knife.