One great thing about a cartoon avi is that I could be anything. I could be a 90-yo man. I could be a baby. HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M NOT A BABY!
Rules to live by:
1. Be kind to strangers
2. Don’t cheat on your taxes
3. Everything in moderation
4. Bury the body at sea
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*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I’m trying to kill mosquitoes*
Plot twist a clown family hired a normal guy for their kids birthday party
[if I worked at a mortuary] what would it take to get you into one of our caskets today
Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you’re going to transfer me to someone who doesn’t speak english?
ME: ppl call dogs “doggo” now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it
THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else?
Psychic: The one you love is closer than you think.
Narcissist: *looks into mirror* yes
Donald be careful.
Donald watch out.
Donald look both ways.
Boyfriend planted watermelon seedlings in our garden. I just bought a watermelon to put beside his plant before he wakes up tomorrow.