@Twisted_Mettle: RUN FOREST!!! RUN!!! But the trees just stood there. Frozen with fear. In the end, the flames consumed them all.
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@ClichedOut: [blind date] HER: i love classic rock ME: (trying to impress) i've been to Stonehenge
@fro_vo: *Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street* don't worry ma'am i'm sure the doctors can sew it back on
@JessicaVarsity: Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me.
@TeaPainUSA: Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church.